Disappear...

I'm gonna disappear for sometime. I guess my sister's boyfriend didn't pay the internet bill or someone is using my account. For these few days i don't have the time to go to the centre to get it done. I got a lot of things to do somemore.

These few days.... What am i doing...? Oh ya, horror film marathon, clubbing to shuffle marathon and helping someone else's girlfriend in her studies =.=

Seems to be so so so so BUSY. But that's better than nothing to do and everyday play DotA.

Tuesday night.... My friends told me, "We're going to watch Dragon Tiger Gate (kung fu film)." So i said "Okay." Since it's been awhile since the last time i watch movie with my friends. The intro was so nice. Like horror film, so dark... I thought Dragon Tiger Gate is like SPL... Mixed up with some myth or astrology.....

Then, the beginning part... A girl talking with a guy. The girl is a novellist. Then she said she's writing a new novel known as "Re-Cycle."

I'm fucked. I got bluffed. FUCK!!! I hate horror film. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~

But it's okay, it looks like Alice in Wonderland. But the difference is, the girl is in Hell, not wonderland. Hahahaha... Then juz now go watch "The Dorm" directed by Shutter's director. Quite touching... Friendship thingy....

I went clubbing on last Saturday. Then just now... Then Thursday night going again. Eh... Yeah... Tonight... Saturday night going again... I don't know since when i addicted to clubbing. No, i'm not addicted because i can kiss around and touch around. I just went to clubs that got trance music so i can SHUFFLEEEE~~~~~~ OH YEAH~~~~~

About someone else's girlfriend... Hmm =.= She's hot. Nice leg nice body... Totally SOOT-able (suitable for fuck). But nah~~ I still have my dignity. So forget it. But if she seduces me... No choice then. Sorry to her boyfriend. Fuck first talk later. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

That's all for tonight update. I'll update more when my internet back in action. Bye~

What's New Pt 1 : Blogger Mad Nation~ Blog It! Blog It!

Blogging had become one of the latest trend not only among the youngsters but among the working people as well. The first blog that inspired me to blog is Rockson's blog. Then was more inspired when i read Cowboy Caleb's blog.

Few years back then when blog was not so cool popular, if you ask a few people around (in Malaysia especially Penang) they will go "Ha? What is Blok? Wood ar?" For those who don't know what's the meaning of blog, it's weblog. Now you know~~~

I first started blogging in Friendster to write how sad how sad, blah blah blah about how i still love my bitch. Then one day i decided to be a real blogger, means to write something more meaningful. So i chose Blogspot. Friendster's blog sucks big time.

I start blogging with Lunatic Gal. She's my first and only reader that time. Then i found out Vliamz blog too.

This is Vliamz. Sorry, no handsome pic of yours. In my blog, I'm the most handsome one.

While i study diploma, i found out my sugar, Kash is also blogger. YAY~~~ A blogger in my class. That's great! I checked my Friendster just now and i found Jeannie also start blogging. My good friend in class, Frey decided to blog too! OMG!!!!! SO MANY PEOPLE START BLOGGING NOW!!!! I guess it's one of the biggest and fastest growing phenomena since SARS. If Kim really successfully start blogging. I'll suggest that he put this pic of his.


"Hey look! My new earring~ :D"

If he don't want, i got another suggestion. Maybe we can put our favourite clubbing post in it.

"Reggie reggie"
You wanna ask who's that hot guy in yellow? It's me :D RM3000 per night coz i'm still virgin. Available for girls only. No gays allowed. For appointment, please include your CURRENT IC non-photoshop-editted photo.

I don't know what kind of post is this but he alwayz do that when we talk about shaking in clubs =.="

Before i found this new hobby, Internet is a tool for me to 1) online chatting and 2) download porn. I guess blogging is more healthy :) if you could successfully utilize Google AdSense, you can even make a living! Not bad huh?

Updates Updates (See? I'm not creative even in thinkin of a title!)

I didn't update for quite some time... So, this is the latest news from me.

1) I still haven't get laid yet.

2) Still as horny as usual. Downloaded lotsa new Japanese AV porn. Kasumi Uehara~~~!!!

Birthday:	1986/9/30
Blood Type:	A
Height:	157cm
Body Measurements:	B:85cm(F-65) W:59cm H:85cm

Can't get enough of her... 20 years old, same age with me. F-Cup... OMG! 0.0 :X Amitabha amitabha. Think no evil :X

3) Netcity 2, a famous cybercafe in Penang got robbed this morning at about 2am 17th July
2006. Witnesses said it's 3 Malay robbers with parang robbing 30 customers. In my mind, "WTF! 30 people, one person throw one chair or keyboard also can fight off the bloody robbers.

4) Play Warcraft 3 DotA till i wanna vomit dee. Had been accompanying my friend from KL and Vliamz or these 2 weeks. Luckily both of them gonna leave tomorrow.

5) Yes, my gay* partner Vliamz is leaving Penang to KL tomorrow, Tuesday on 7pm. He's going to work and study there. (*gay as in happy, not homosexual. I'm sure i'm straight coz i like girls' ass not guys', but whether Vliamz likes my ass or not... I'm not sure about that 0.0)

6) This year's Bon Odori (Japan Summer Festival) sucks!!! They switch the location and that caused horrible traffic jam in Georgetown and no fireworks coz the field is just opposite a petrol station. If Bon Odori organizers read this, let me tell you... "YOU FAIL!!! GO REPENT!!!"

7) About that girl that i fell in love with...
- Everytime i SMS her, she replied with very short reply.
- When i try to ask her out in SMS, she stop replying.
- Didn't heard from her for quite sometime.
- If i calculate the success rate of asking her out, it's 1/20.

But, Jo-Van told me in my previous post,

1-when u sms her,she will definitely reply FAST
2-when u ask her out,she will of course look her very best 4u ;) n if she is already ur fren,I think its easy4u2ask her out.
3-she will try all ways2get ur attention,those bolder ones might even drop u a hint *make sure u catch it*
4-talk bout something happy,laff out loud w her THEN tell her bout some other gals,u might wanna see if her voice changed
5-movie just the 2of u,if she agrees..high chance she likes u too.

well,if u scored 3 out of 5...ur in for a 50% chance of winning her heart.

It's zero out of 5. So... i guess i'm pawned? Gone case! So down.

8) Financially unstable, not disciplined enough to sit down and do the things i wanna do in internet. Not as disciplined as Grokodile.

9) Still no camera or handphone with camera to camwhore myself. Anyway, thanks to Kash... I got a few new pics. Let me give you a sneak peak.


I'm cute? MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't know why the girls like to do this... Act cute... =.=" Girls, if you feel that this pic is horrible, that's how i feel when i see yours when you act like that 'kay?

10) Lastly... Lunatic Gal can't online quite often... I also no mood to online also for the moment =.= Hmm... Maybe i can ask her to be my new gay* partner so we can gay together. P.S: Help me! I wanna change my blog background into seaside. Don't know how... Teach me.

That's all folks~

20 Years Old Virgin

I don't understand how the world had changed. I never thought that i'll face the same problem those western youngsters face in their country. What problem i'm facing? Ever watch this movie before?


I'm facing the problem where my friends will say, "WTF???!!!! STILL VIRGIN AT THE AGE OF 20? WHAT A LOSER!!!"

=.=* Cheeee~~~ bye~~~~~~

I don't see the big deal in here. I wonder if you guys see that as a big deal. My friends start figuring all sorts of nonsense about my conservatism because of few cases where i didn't grab the so-called opportunity, not once but a few times. Got one time, my friend bring a girl for me at Chic! and he expected me to bring her home. In the end i gave him back and let him eat himself =.= This case had became a laughing stock once in awhile when i'm drinking with my friends =.="

Now, my friend offer to treat me go 'happy' in Thailand. Well, it's tempting... In Thailand, if the prostitutes are more expensive than rm150 per NIGHT not one shot, are considered high-end value. He wanna treat me with prostitute more than rm200. Tempting isn't it? Imagine the prostitute looks like Zhang Ziyi or Amber Chia >.< I got give it a thought but i don't think i'll be going.

My friends asked for logical explantions about it. I don't know the answer. All i can reply is "It's my Principle." For those who read my blog should know i am a pervert =.= And i like girls, boobs and pussies. That means i don't have other type of 'taste'.

"Bann (my name) .... If someday, if you got charged with the rape case. I sure believe that you are the rapist. First, i know your 'taste' and second, for a pervert like you, you must have reach your limit of patience. You will become a rapist for sure."

"Bann... You watched too much Taiwan love drama series?"

"Bann... Is it that you have low esteem about your sexual ability?"

"Bann.... If you get married at the age of 30 and when your wife asked about your past sex life, you say don't have. She sure think, We just got married and he already start lying."

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of the time when i face some problems or doubts, i will search for famous quotations... I find two good quotations. I guess i'll keep it in my wallet to remind myself :)

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

Anyway, one night stand or having sex with prostitutes are still not my cup of tea... for now? Time will tell if i'm right or wrong.

Short Update

I start college on 3rd July. So busy, that's why i disappeared for sometime. 8.30am to 5pm, six days a week! Luckily today's public holiday in Penang. So, i can sleep till late late. Wake up early, stay till late at night accompanying my friend play DotA in cybercafe. Luckily he paid for me... If not, i'm gonna starve.

Last month is a sinful month. A lot of people become very very broke or in deep debt. Bookies and Ar Long (Loan Shark) earned a lot of money. Especially that two matches, Portugal vs England and Brazil vs France. A friend of mine got deep into debts because of that. I'm quite pissed coz he bet on credit. i won't borrow him money to settle this kind of debt. He gonna find his own way out!

Lunatic disappeared for one week. Glad she's back now~ She brought a lot of stories with her, ghost stories...

I update this for the moment la. Gotta go out now. I'll start to update after this :) My friend going to go back to KL very soon. So, my time for DotA will used to update blog. Got a lot of stories to tell :P

[J]ust [S]imple's Power of Portugal and Brazil!

For the first time in my life, i feel adrenaline rush in my heart while watching football. Not once but twice. This is also the first post that talks about football in my blog... Coz both match today are very... I MEAN VERY INTERESTING....

First match, England versus Portugal.

What's so happening in this match? England no.7 David Beckham versus Portugal no. 7 Luis Figo!!!!!!! Both of them seems like the perfect nemesis. Both teams played well. The result of the match is 0-0, but England lost to Portugal in penalty kick... Portugal 3, England 1.

England no.7 David Beckham. And,

Portugal no.7 Luis Figo.

I never support England. So, it's a good result for me that Portugal knocked England off.

The second match....
VERSUS














France is Brazil's only weakness i can say.... I don't like France but what to do.... They won.

Thierry Henry, that arrogant lad scores the goal and get the result 1-0 for France... Fuck!

Well, but i respect this guy... I never seen anyone dribble so beautifully other than Ronaldinho. Although i don't like France but i salute this guy...


ZINEDINE ZIDANE

He dribbled across the field, passing all the defenders, he jumped and turn 360 degree and still got the ball... His legs just like magneticfying the ball... Better than Ronaldinho.... SALUTE!!! Sigh...

So sad i can't see this two perform anymore...

The Best Tag Team, the donkey-faced Master Dribbler-2nd-to-Zidane, Ronaldinho and the big bull ultimate striker, Ronaldo.

Although two of you are on your way back home, but the impression and wonders that you guys did... will remain in the history of FIFA World Cup. And also, not to forget; Cafu, Dida, Robinho, Roberto Carlos, Juan, Ze Roberto...Train well man! Meet France next year and have your revenge. SHOW THEM THE POWER OF ................................................................

BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!