Be Just Simple is Top 3 in Google for...

I was checking my Feedjit Live
and found that there's quite a number of people visited my side
by searching for Hitz.fm Parody If I Were The Boss.

So I checked it out in Google and found that...

I AM NUMBER 3RD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUWAH!

First time being in the first page in Google search result. Happy loh!

Eh, I not talk only. I got printscreen.

By the way, to remind you... I'm still a beginner in Photoshop, so it's not photoshop-ed!

Here's proof!

*Click to enlarge*

Truly Happier Now

Maturity,

which simply means...

Having the courage to be considerate...




Taṇhā or Craving in Buddhism,

an act of selfishness which seeks for attention from someone...

which causes discomfort to the someone,

can be best countered by the want to give, by the simple act of selflessness.




Being rational...

by responding with thinking,

and not emotional...

that react by feelings.




Let thinking based on imagination,

which creates new positive possibilities...

and not experience,

which based on judgment and assumptions...




It requires courage to give,

which may seems a huge loss,

but provides the best dividend,

in all form of aspects,

which enrich your life.


Though I am jobless,

Though I am broke,

But I am at last, feeling free...

from the inability to control myself.

And finally,

I am being the person I want to be.

The person which simply seeks for happiness.

I am truly happier now.



P.S: I'm still looking for job by the way...

Zhou Chuan Xiong 周傳雄

Zhou Chuan Xiong... still unbeatable in terms of singing and song writing.
If you are looking for super depression, super emo till wanna die kind of songs... listen to his.
Well, you don't really understand mandarin... nevermind... coz his super duper depressed wanna cry wanna die eh voice can stab your heart.
If you understand the lyrics... make sure someone is around to prevent you from suicide.

Yoh... his song so got FEEL!

Currently listening to this album.


Suggestion for listening;

1) Er Fen Zhi Yi De Ai Qing
2) Wang Le
3) Wo Zhai Ni Shen Bian
4) Wo Nan Guo
5) Ai Qing Bu Shi Wan You Xi

and many more~~~~

Posting Gibberish Post

At first I want to update this blog,
but since I'm feeling sleepy and fatigue...
I don't want to update d. (Background voice: "Oi, so why are you here???")

Then hor, then hor....

I wanna sleep now.
Goodnight!

Let's Learn Hokkien [Not suitable for Under 18]

Real meaning for the common Hokkien words that we Hokkien lang use.

Kan Keh

direct translation - 'fuck chicken'.

actual meaning - referring to someone who's cynical and selfish, not willing to take even the slightest risk of anything.

eg: "Leh ma ler ! Ah Seng kau giak kan keh ah .." [translation: "Your mother ! Ah Seng is damn timid !"]



Kiong Kan

direct translation - it actually was a short form for ki ho lang kan, which means, 'go get yourself fucked by someone'.

actual meaning - an exclamation that was used to vehemently protest against any disagreement or illogical statements.

eg: "Kiong kan lah ! lu sio kong lim peh be hiau si boh ??" [translation : "Kiong kan lah ! You think you can fool me ??"]



Bak Moy

direct translation - 'pork porridge'

actual meaning - to undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; i.e. die

eg: "Eh ! Lu lang cai boh ? Ray Charles bak moy liao !" [translation : "Eh ! Did you guys know ? That Ray Charles is dead !"]



Loo Siao

direct translation - 'rub sperm'

actual meaning - to riot, to rebel, make trouble or go ballistic. Can be used as adjective, verb or noun.

eg: "That char bor, si peh loo siao, tiam tiam chueh soo …" [translation : "That woman, damn rebellious, always look for trouble.."]



Char Siao

direct translation - 'fried sperm'

actual meaning - to disturb or to vex someone

eg: "Mai char siao lah !" [translation : "Don't disturb me !"]



Kuai Lan

direct translation - 'suave dick'

actual meaning - adjective to describe a very cheeky or obnoxious person.

eg: "That si ginna si peh kuai lan." [translation : "That kid is damn obnoxious."]



Apong Sin

direct translation - 'pancake spirit' (pancake is also the secondary meaning for vagina)

actual meaning - a person who's fawning over any females and willing to do anything for them.

eg: "Ah Piang kau giak apong sin. Peng eu kio chut, boh eng. Char bor kio chut, eh poey…" [translation : "Ah Piang damn 'pancake spirit'. When his friends ask him out, always busy. But when girls ask him out, he'll literally fly out"]



Ciu Cheng

direct translation - 'hand gun'

actual meaning - an adjective to describe someone that is unskillfully clumsy, delinquent and fucked up.

eg: "Si tua pui, kau giak ciu cheng. Chia pun beh hiau park." [translation : "That fat ass damn fucked up. Don't even know how to park a car"]



Tu Lan (also known as T.L.)

direct translation - 'pig's dick'

real meaning - hatefully dislike or angry; pissed.

eg: "Kua tiok ee eh bin … pun tu lan." [translation : "It pissed me off even by just a glance of his face."]



Kam Lan

direct translation - 'to fellate' (fellatio = Blowjob)

real meaning - an expression added into questions - to denote something ridiculous or defies logical understanding.

eg: "Lu choaa lu eh bor chut lai kam lan aa ??" [translation : "Why the hell do you bring along your wife ??"]



Loh Tee

direct translation - 'bread' (derived from the malay word "roti")

real meaning - an adjective to describe a very slutty, chintzy and promiscuous female being. Highly derogatory.

eg: "Ah Piang eh chat loh si peh loh tee. Goh lui chap pek tau" [translation : "Ah Piang's girl is a goddamn slut. Five cents for eighteen times"]



How Siao

direct translation - 'horseshoe crab’s sperm'

real meaning - bluff/boast.

eg: "Lu mien how siao lah" [translation : "You don’t bluff/boast."]



Lanpah-pahlan

direct translation - 'penisballs-ballspenis.'

real meaning - It is to express a chicken and egg situation or an act that brings same result before or after do.

e.g: "Lu cho ci leh, ah si ci leh, ma si siang nia. Lanpah-pahlan" [translation: "You do this, or do that, it's still the same. *an expression: do or no do also the same*]

There's also video for you to learn more. Enjoy =D

LESSON 1




LESSON 2

Me, Being Better =)

Time to reflect on my own progress.
I need to know what I'd been being and how I want to be better.

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I was easily influenced by the selfish culture in my previous company,
because I have weak principles and character.
I began trying to protect myself from being used or manipulated...
Everyone seems motive-driven and selfishness seems so... normal.
and I don' t trust anyone.
But... it's kinda tiring to always fear being taken advantage of,
and the fact is... I became just like one of them... Selfish and manipulative.

"The world is a reflection of your true self."

One morning... after realizing the fact, and a bit thinking process like this:


I think I prefer to be that kind of person that would make me feel happy.

The satisfaction came from giving, being selfless, being helpful...
that good feeling, is the genuine feeling of being important and needed.
I feel somewhat I am capable.
Just a simple "Thank you" or gratitude looks... feels a lot better than being selfish
Selfishness makes enemies, Selflessness makes friends.
Selfishness brings fear, Selflessness brings satisfaction.

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I always feel lonely.
but if I remain the same person, doing the same thing...
the result will still be the same... Lonely.
It's much easier to go out and make friends than sit down at home waiting for Fate to do its job.
Some might turn out to be good friends, some might be not...
but I might get a good deal at the end of the day anyway...

Some from workplace, some from PG Corner, but mostly from Facebook =P
(That's why I love Facebook)

It's not that hard actually...
Just be genuinely interested, be helpful without expectations, be sincere...
If you need a motive for my actions, I do have one.
I need friends, and I hope I can be a good friend to you as well.

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Lastly...

The most important thing I need to remind myself.
Just be myself. Just be the kind of person I want to be.
Be aware of what I'm doing and showing all the time.
And be responsive rather reactive.

Positive thinking needs effort and time to reason with yourself before you respond.
You can think about the words you use, the outcome, your expression, your image...

Negative thinking needs no effort because it's there all the time.
You react without really thinking.
I let loose and stop controlling my thoughts... and I had miserable time in the past =.=
So, I'd been both type. Trust me.

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Eh. You read till here? Woah~! Thank you leh. Really appreciate it that you read all my rants =D
Thanks for your time and interest to read till here. Ahahahahaha!

Hitz.fm Parody: If I Were The Boss!!!

First parody by the new Hitz morning crew JJ and Ean :D
Enjoy. You sure laugh till pak leng dao! (overturn)








If I were the boss
*mornin boss how r u? bagus bagus...*
Even just for a day
*one chance only u know..what will u do ar? tats y im tellin u la..wait la..*
I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ
*tats a nice ring to it.. tats y, just for u bro..*

If I were the boss
*wat will uuuuu do?*
Work will start on Tuesday
*wat do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*
We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be halfday
*maybe 2hrs onli..better*

If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls
*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*
And be hard on the guys
*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the boss
I will come up with a plan
*check it out ar..ehem ehem*
Make everyone do all the work
Take the credit and look like the man
*wah banyak handal ar u..thank u thank u*

If I were the boss
My lunch break will be 2days
*wah so long ar..yala then onli enuf time to eat*
I have PS3 in my room 200inch LCD and play all day
My way..JJ

If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls
*u looking very pretty today, naik gaji*
And be hard on the guys
*hey she looks pretty ok u do all her work..nonsense*

Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry

Cause I will always come in late
Just to show who I'm
And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Mam
*mornin Mam*
If you thought I wud be nicer
Then you thought it wrong~
*adui sakit..tarikla sikit*

But we are not the boss
*i knw tis sadly..haih...*
So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..
Come to office really early
To try to make some money
So we can open stall jual nasi

*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, wat else ar? ah..dagang.. so now wat do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la cuz we r not the boss.. o yea...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank u...ok bye boss..*

Officially Game Over. My Next New Chapter Begins.

Finally... Officially...
I am jobless and penniless.
I am exhausted and tired.

Luckily...
I am now working part-time at Sony Centre, Queensbay which is owned by CG Computers Sdn Bhd,
as a Retail Assistant, getting paid at hourly basis.
RM4.50 an hour. Any lower than that and I'll be just like the foreign workers.

I just came back from Kuala Lumpur,
I met Allan... and asked him to see if there's any job opportunity for me in KL through his network.
John Woo the director got no time for me. See him next month then.
I asked my relatives in Klang to see if there's any job opportunity in shipping line for me in KL.
Well, they asked whether I will be interested in insurance instead. Oh man...


Let's see what I have, and what I can do for now.

I have no degree certificate,
but I have Unit Trusts license and Insurance license.
I did give a little bit thought on Insurance especially when I see Joachim.
The system, the education, the support his team provided... Hmm...
But I'll just put it as K.I.V (Keep In View)

An old schoolmate of mine recently contacted me,
and offered me an opportunity...
Well, well, well... Not pyramid scheme or MLM scheme.
Real worthy opportunity I can say.
A freelance credit card sales job for two banks.
One approved credit card I can get RM70.
I'll give some rebate as freebies for those who signed up with me.
Need to organize my contacts to start calling them.
Well, if you read this... Be expected to be called =D

An online friend in Johore which I met once,
Raymond Chua,
who is a Degree holder who blogs and do e-commerce for living.
He came up with an informational products about Stress Management.
He offered me to be his affiliate.
So all I need to do is blogs about stress management,
and keep updating.
The rest will be done by his system.
Oh, a little online marketing efforts are needed later on...
But first I have to write 10 posts before accepting the offer.

Working in Sony Queensbay...
And being the not-tech-savvy kind of person,
I'm having hard time in my product knowledge.
The worst scenario is when a walk-in customer ask, "Video Cam?"
Oh my God~
So, I came up with this idea to blog about the Sony products that is sold in a Sony Centre,
so I can remember them better.

The objectives are;
1) To promote Sony Queensbay. We need to increase the revenue for the outlet before Clement got butt-fucked by Mr. Li.
2) To put in some Google ads and Nuffnang ads for my revenue.

Asked Miguel to blog together but he politely declined =.= Saying it's not ethical to do so... Ish~
So... Do it myself... Find sometime to read about Sony then.


PG Corner. Got no revenue for me.
But need to come up with more ideas so it can sustain on its own.
And a good accounting record is needed for that.
Find a date to officially start recording.
Temporary I'm still the forum moderator.


This blog... Come on~ It's not for profit.
It's just my diary.


SUMMARY

1. I need to look for a new permanent job in KL or Penang.
2. I got a part-time job in Sony Queensbay. I aim to get at least RM500 a month there.
   
3. I need to start my Degree course in Wawasan Open University. Bachelor (Hons) Degree in Sales and Marketing. Must be Honest.
4. Start blogging about Sony products to improve my product knowledge before Clement sack me xD
5. Start writing 10 posts on Stress Management so I can start Raymond's affiliate program.
6. Start calling and asking people to sign up for credit cards. Aiming for another RM500 from here.

And the last one... Build my character and principle every day. Cure my Identity Crisis disease.

Time for breakfast.

Just Simple signing off now.

Identity Crisis

Recently, I heard of this psychology thing called Identity Crisis, which mostly happen among teenagers.

After reading about it... I think I didn't resolve my identity crisis.

Because I'm not stable, my character and principles keep changing from time to time.

I found that most of the image I got are from manga's characters, movie characters, etc etc...

Just Be Yourself. Which one is mine? LOL!

I know stubbornness is my own trait.


In the beginning, after joining a MLM company, I was able to be optimistic and having some self-control over what I think and how I respond...

But it didn't last though, until at some point... I let it my own thoughts and behaviour run free.

Being reactive instead of responsive... for example, when someone offend me, instead of thinking how I should respond, I react by saying, "FUCK YOU!"

Well, time for some identity searching again~

I'm Going to Buy Yuna's EP in the Music Store.

It's 3.22 in the morning.
Yes, I'm still awake and sitting in front of the monitor.


Facebook got nothing more to do, after reading all notifications, and after finish playing Mafia Wars.
Look at few photos...

Tonight is kinda relaxing =)

I'm so into Folks genre songs nowadays... And I'm hooked with this local singer, Yuna.
At first, it's disbelieve, cannot accept coz it's totally out of my context.
She's the type wearing a tudung, but when she sings...

Britney Spears, Beyonce, Avril Lavigne, simi longchong also need to retire d.

Can be compared to Alanis Morrisette, Natalie Imbruglia, The Cranberries... She's awesome!!!

Watch this video clip =D
Her best song among all, Rocket.

You're like a rocket in my mind
That's waiting to define everything about me no one knew
And you stick like a poster on my wall
As if you dont wanna move

I got no money in my pocket
Nobody to rock with but you
But you know me I don't seem to roll
Somehow we managed to get through

People come and people go
And people gonna come some more
They pick a fight
But it's alright
At least I get to see you tonight
Tonight

I can't believe we almost got famous for nothing baby
You came the last minute of --- to save me
I can't believe we almost got paid for nothing baby
Cause even if they go away
I got the feeling that you're gonna stay

It's like I'm picking up a miracle off the sidewalk
Like kitten in the box
Don't contemplate yourself, you say
Cause you're all you've got
I'm a --- and pathetic
At the same time unlike you
Baby you've got no move
And you think I'm good at what I do

People come and people go
And people gonna come some more
They pick a fight
But it's alright
At least I have you home tonight
Tonight

I can't believe we almost got famous for nothing baby
You came the last minute of --- to save me
I can't believe we almost got paid for nothing baby
Cause even if they go away
I got the feeling that you're gonna stay

You're like a rocket in my mind
Waiting to define everything about me
You're like a poster on my wall
Sticking, don't wanna fall
As if you dont wanna move

Or you can listen to her songs in her myspace by clicking here.

有線新聞踼爆鑽石能量水廣告 (I don't understand but sometihng about Diamond Water Filter.)

There's bad news about the founder of the company too. Regarding the relation between Diamond and Nesh.
Well, don't whether it's true or not regarding the bad news but this one come out on the TV.

100 friends vs 1 friend

He may be one of your many friends,

but to him,

you may be his only friend.



Now I remember and able to organize the sentence.
I wanted to told Vliam back then.

Being the person who are victimized by those who have many friends,
I understand how loneliness feels like.
So, I would be happy to be a friend,
and I don't abandon friends who are in need
like how I was abandoned =)

Horror Ghost Story. Got Heart Attack, Don't Read!!!

Read the story no matter u like or dun like ghost story...makes you glued to your chair till the last sentence!

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quay area.

In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quite high up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stay back for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due to security reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call the old security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.

Then the uncle will send the lift up..

After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where his office also very high up in the building. Hence if do OT, also need to call uncle to send lift up.. Then it came the day that he's working OT for the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am and When he's about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the lift up. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.

He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another 10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's the last person to leave and there's no one around. He called the uncle on his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Nevermind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the line sounding very weird.

S: Where are you? I am here. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts. All at level 1..... and the uncle is here..... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...

When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he found out that....





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......





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He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his ex-company and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work till seh liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never call back to explain to the security uncle from the building of his ex-company.

Blur cock and poor uncle. He must be the one who actually freaked out going all the way up and saw no one there hahaha


Moral of the story - dun work till becoming like sotong.... Detress by DANCING.............. :-)

Selfish Lament

Am I selfish?
My every words expressed only me and myself?

What is selfish?
What is selfless?

Expectation?
Feeling of importance?

AI by Karen Mok

I love this song a lot.
The lyrics and the melody damn emo.
Yeah, I'm damn moody right now.
But I'm lazy to express d.
After sleep, and wake up tomorrow morning.
Everything will be fresh again.

By the way, you can listen to this song with the music player at the sidebar ;-)



ni hai ji de ma ji yi de yan xia
你还记得吗 记忆的炎夏
san luo zai feng zhong de yi zheng fa
散落在风中的已蒸发
xuan hua de dou yi sha ya
喧哗的都已沙哑

mei jie guo de hua wei wan cheng de qian gua
没结果的花 未完成的牵挂
wo men xue hui xu duo hua fa
我们学会许多说法
lai yan shi bu peng de shang ba
来掩饰不碰的伤疤

ying wei wo hui xiang qi ni
因为我会想起你
wo hai pa mian dui zi ji
我害怕面对自己
wo de yi zhi zong bei ji mo tun shi
我的意志 总被寂寞吞食

ying wei ni zong hui ti xing
因为你总会提醒
guo qu zong bu hui guo qu
过去总不会过去
you zhong zhen ai bu shi wo de
有种真爱不是我的

jia ru wo bu ceng ai ni
假如我不曾爱你
wo bu hui shi qu zi ji
我不会失去自己
xiang nian de ci ding zhu wo de wei zhi
想念的刺 钉住我的位置

ying wei ni zong hui ti xing
因为你总会提醒
jin guan wo de dao shi jie
尽管我得到世界
you xie xing fu bu shi wo de
有些幸福不是我的

ni hai ji de ma ji yi de yan xia
你还记得吗 记忆的炎夏
wo zhong yu mei xuan zhe de fen cha
我终于没选择的分岔
zui hou you yao shei dao da
最后又有谁到达

I Got Hooked On Facebook!

Read the title.
Yeah, I'm hooked.
I was wondering why one can't live without Facebook.
Now I understand.

Those notifications,
Those conversations in comment form,
Those attentions...
Two persons are enough to bombard my notification.
And that's FUN :D :D :D

Oh, unrelated topic,

When you are rejected in the beginning after a request,
And after you persist,
And when it's replied with, "Maybe later..." or "See first."
You are already rejected... politely.
Next persistence will cause aggression behavior,
which will lead to unhappy experience.

Though I always like to persist until I get what I want,
But living is not that simple as in you can summarized it with one way of thinking.
Be flexible, see long-term, speculate the outcome of your actions.
I just got a good lesson :D

P.S: By the way, it's still my philosophy, and it might be wrong.