Chickens Are Funny. (The Way They Get Killed.)

I got this from a website, Savage Chickens. Actually it's a blog and everything is expressed with comics. I think he drew it himself. Well done~ This is the link. Enjoy :)

Coca-cola~body~

"The body figure that attracts me >.< ... The hair too!"

Who is this girl? Don't ask me i don't know. Just get it from this website. Maybe you wanna say, "HAMSAP!" Don't tell me something that i already know and already admit. Telling guys not be hamsap is like telling girls not to like money. It's normal to like pretty girls right? And for girls, it's normal to like pretty boys right? Moreover, it's not about horniness. It's about fully utilising our sight, a Gift from God to see.

Why i choose this picture? Hmm... I just like the figure. You know, being too thin is not a good thing. Some girls wanna be slim, go on disastrous diet like not eating for 3 days (not kidding, i got a friend who did this before. I fucked... more polite... scolded her upside down.) Well, i think it's stupid to go on diet like this. Have healthy meal~ That's the way. Fat people... I AM SAYING HEALTHY! Not a chocolate bar a day keeps the doctor away, or having pizza and diet coke to keep you thin for dinner. That's totally "buLLshieeeT". Have some fat beneath your skin will make you nicer for a hug. Read this somewhere, "Girls will always have fat because it's their hormone that makes the fat accumulate beneath their skin." So it means girls are more risky in getting fat than guys. That's also the reason why girls' skin is softer than guys'.

Have a body like the girl in the pic, than you'll be nice for huggies~

Love, Tools; My diary~

The story used to test my emotion. I just wanna see how far i have go. Well, every broke up is a sad story though there may be a good thing behind it. That's just the part 1. Part 2 i wanna write about a friend of mine. I can write all these stories because it plays a big role in my life. Although there's other things that influenced me but i don't wanna bored you guys with all those Entrepreneur stories. I may wrote them somewhere else.

As i blog and blog for so long, i felt like a DJ in Hitz or MY.fm. Telling stories, talking bout everyday life. Hmm.. Perhaps if i can't sing, i can be a DJ. Nah~ I have no interest in it. Maybe i will open a new radio channel later when i became an Entrepreneur.

I truly love the feeling of being loved, not parents love but from someone special. I like the feelings of being acconmpanied by someone special. Well, i admit that i'm a desperate fellow. After my case with a girl (you know i mean you) , i tried to find out how that love sparks was built. Vliamz said, "Spend time." But i don't think i 100% agree on that.

I tried to have dates with a few girl friends to experiment that myth. Since if that feelings were built, it's a good thing and if no feelings, still we're friends anyway. I spent time with them (i used lotsa money too =.="), have a good time with them. This goes on for quite a long time. But still, when i don't have that feeling... no matter what i do or how long i spent with them. No feeling juz means no feeling. I guess i understand why i was rejected last time, (or time spent not long enough?).

One thing i'm wondering... Girls, some of them will find you when they're sad. They need a company from someone. Well, i'd being that person for three times. My ex is the first girl. When i realized this, i felt sad and angry actually. i'm just like a tools. Well, what do i expect actually? I don't mind that they no longer need me, the tool. But at least keep me, and not throw me far far.
After going through so much, wasted my time, after they begin to move on. Then i was treated like a loser. I'm MAD~!!!

But at least i got a compliment from Dino. "Coz they know that you won't take advantage and you're a good guy. That's why you famous for that." I feel better with that. Hahahaha. Anyway, cheers~

Easier Way to Learn Marketing :P

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...” That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback

Nightstalker

I'm awake at night.... Still awake... I guess, the vampire blood in me is still there. I don't like to sleep at night. Reason? I already forget why. Let me think....

If i'm not mistaken, i want to be awake at night. In case someone need me i can still be there. Well, i think no one needs me now. I guess i care too much about others, but in the end, there'll be alot of people who leave me when i need them. So, what for i care?

I guess i will have a glass of teh ais at pelita now. Going offline~

STPM Result is Out.

Yesterday SPM result is out, today STPM result is out and on Saturday Huey Shen result is out. All these results are none of my business but juz add into the crowd and ask who get what results.

In newspaper, some get 13As 15As in SPM, i wonder why they take so many course.... I wonder it's juz for excitement or they seriously think that will make their future brighter.

No matter what's your result, i think attitudes more important than anything else.

Education! Education! Education!

I'd started to do my revision now coz im kinda scare that i'll fail this time. Resit is so expensive. Imagine everything must be paid in pound sterling. It's 7 times! I'm doin quite well in Economics, still need to study abit for Organizational Behaviour, Accounting.... So goddamn boring, no practical juz theory. Imagine studying Accounting words by words and not doing any account. Business Communication, i just need to know how to write letters and stuff like that. Introduction to Accounting, i failed last semester... Wondering how i failed, need some more practice on it.

Although i have no regret choosing this course but sometimes, i think i should've taken A levels in TARC then get a degree at UTAR. Hmm... Maybe i got a chance to become a teacher. Or lecturer faster. If i can become a teacher, i'll try to apply to teach in St Xaviers OR PCGHS (juz bcoz of the girls).

My friend got a phone call from Fajar Bakti. They asked him to write a book, Add Maths. I'm very happy for him. Why? First of all, he can earn royalty from it, second, he can tell his children that he wrote a book for Fajar Bakti (satisfaction), third, it's something that i want to do in the future. I planned to write a book on entrepreneurship and investment, personal finance, self-developement and maybe... novel. I like to write what i like to write. Well, i'm in love with the term "ENTREPRENEUR". Sounds so grand. They're the people who'll make a difference in the world. Wether worst or better.

Hmm... Maybe after this Diploma part 1, i'm going to work for sometime before i continue to study. Then finish off my Diploma and that's it! No more college. I hate it! Hmm... I love it? I don't what am i thinking. Having fear of not having enough money to pay for college or exam fee give me lotsa stress. I wonder wether my hair will become grey or not.

Hmm... Maybe after this i try to find out wether i can apply for UTAR for degree... If can, PTPTN will settle all my problems. Hahahahahaha!!!

Streamyx....

THIS IS MY FEELING NOW. The name of the emotion is "ARgh~! ARgh~! ARgh~!" feeling.

Why am i feeling like this? Love problem? Nope. Money problem? Also nope.

It'd been 2 to 3 weeks. I got that nice streamyx modem beside my computer... But! The line still cannot use and that means i still cannot online at home. What the hell is going wrong here?! My sister called the TM Clickers' staff. They come and check. At first they said it's our telephone port's problem. Then we do do do and see... Our port is still fine, and nothing happened. Then we called again, for the second time. Then they check check check again... Oh, your telephone port is fine. I think it's the main port in KL got problem. The staff called KL and ask them do something. He told me, 10 minutes can settle dee. Then he go back. Until now... Still not settled yet... Sigh~! Dunno it's their problem or our problem... Maybe my sister dunwan let em fix, dunwan let em earn rm88 so they do us like that.

So sad... I got alot of things wanna do la. Some of my friends got streamyx but they dunno how to fully utilize it. I wanna learn alot of things... like HTML. I wanna create my own website. I wanna online everyday. I wanna read ebooks. I wanna pay the bills through internet. I wanna download songs and movies from the internet (got internet police, i muz stop). I wanna do this and do that. But but but.... ARgh~! ARgh~! ARgh~!

Nevermind... For the moment, i can online at Veeliam's house for free :p

Result and The Pink Panther~!

Now im at college's library. Come early abit coz i know i won't study if i stay at home. I think it's best if i come to here every morning and study before class starts.

Last semester, i failed one paper out of 4 and surprisingly, i failed account paper. Hmm... Weird la~ I thought i was best at it. Too confident i guess =.="

Yesterday my mother asked me, "What's your result?" Although i hate to lie, but for my sake and her sake... I answered the best way, "They haven't send me the result yet. It's from UK, so far far far away." Hmm.. I guess that's not lying. They really didn't send me. I just know the result from internet.

Haihz... Someone asked me, "Why your blog mostly about how pity, how bad luck, how unfortunate you are?" For that answer, i guess not many people like to read bout how happy you are. So, i just follow the popular demand. Most of the things that can make me unhappy are mostly about love OR money. Nothing much.

And the things that can make me happy is LOVE or MONEY. Hmm... Hahahaha~!

Yesterday night went to watch The Pink Panther... I laughed till my heart wanna jump out. Better than Mr. Bean! Hmm... Although the movie's short, but i think it's worth it. Beyonce is in that movie too, and she's hot~!

Genre: Comedy
Rating: B

Watch it, you'll like it~ :)