Childhood Story: Still A Kid

Can you still remember your childhood?
I can... not all... but meaningful parts... which some I don't even know why i remembered it.
I remember... I like to smile and show my teeth...
You can see me from afar... coz i always smiling and laughing like an idiot...

Everyday 5.30pm in the evening... my godmother will asked, "Wanna watch cartoon?"
I'll jump jump jump and say loudly "I WANT! I WANT!"
Then I'll quietly sit down in front of the TV and watch for 30 minutes.

Oh, I remember I like to show off my stupid bravery.
I pinched a newcomer, a fat boy's face in kindergarten, made him cried, and got into trouble...
I also like to show my skinny muscle.
By breaking the pheasant egg shown by the kindergarten teacher with my thumb and point (accidentally touch too hard only....) and got punished by standing outside the class.
Oooh... I still remember my best friend was a boyish girl who speaks hokkien with me.
Not like others... show off speaking English... which I only really learn in Standard Two.
Recess time, we will play together in the hall... which is against the rules...
Didn't see her on the last day in kindergarten... wonder how is she now...

First day entered St. Xaviers Primary School...
Standard One...
Met a friendly Chindian named Adrian Praveen.
Together, we bullied a rabbit-teeth kid... (same age =.= same age) still remember his name, Chew Wee Tatt!!!
And on the FIRST DAY in PRIMARY SCHOOL!!!
Got called out by the form teacher to stand near the blackboard... Swt

Oh, got a classmate who looks like an alien,
Can make me sprint 100 meter by throwing a rubber band at me and shout... "TANGGGG AH!!!!" (WORM AH! =.=)
Yeah... it's you Mr.Clement Chau~

Don't really have a permanent friends in my early years in primary school...
Until Standard 5... a long hair fellow comb like Ekin Chen,
with a name so easy to remember... Dino... Dinosaurs, my favorite during kindergarten...
invited me for an outting...
To Bukit Jambul Complex... CyberJack cybercafe to play Red Alert 95.

That time... some more watched too much "Young and Dangerous"....
We really like gangsters like that... Watch movie with 20 people...
More like going for a gang fight than a movie...

Oh, not to forget about the favorable "Game Book" we trying to create using exercise books...
I was a perfectionist... that is why I never completed one... coz I was never contented when I looked at Miguel Tan's Black Wolf Inc. GAME BOOK!!! Looks more keng chao then me... Nyabeh~!!! Some more the drawing all so nice!!!!!!!!!!! Not like mine!!!! HMph!!!

Primary school time... passed so fast...
Six years passed... Time for UPSR...
We were so eager to finish it, get to St. Xaviers Institution and leave that psycho old virgin teacher for good!!!!!!!!
UPSR... a friendly smiling fat guy... with dark spectacles frame... Bali... come chitchat with me...
So good eh social skills... Anyway... fuck you!

(continue again... coming next... How a stupid kid become a demon)