My Ship Got Sunk!!! All Becoz of World Cup!!!

Still remember my previous post? I was about to walk out the door and off i go to my college until Kim called me... "BANN BANN RESULT COME OUT D! YOU GO CHECK AND SEE!"

So, i check the website.... and guess what i see? I resit my certificate paper, Introduction to Accounting and i got a B. Yeah~ That's the way. Muahahahaha! And my Diploma part 1 subject... ALL FAIL!!!! FLAT!!! DIE! GONE! ARGHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!! 100 POUND = RM700 FLY AWAY!!!!! JUST FLY OUT FROM THE WINDOW!!!! ARGHHH~~~~

I FAIL MY ECONOMICS? SYONG PASS HER ECONOMICS? WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!???? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!! SHE CLIPPED 50 POUND ON HER PAPER TO BRIBE (RASUAH) THE EXAMINER? OR BECAUSE ENGLAND LOST IN WORLD CUP AND THE EXAMINER LOST MONEY AND WANT REVENGE ON OTHER PEOPLE. SO HE PICKED ME!!!????

How i can release this devastating feeling in me? Feel like skipping class... Anyway, i was awake and i will feel guilty if i skip when i'm awake. So, i attend the class, come back and sleep for 21 hours >.< 6pm to 3pm next day. I'm great? Hahahahaha~~~

Can't help it. Must put in more effort now. I need to pass 7 papers to proceed to Advanced Diploma. If not, my plan will screwed up! Must finish degree at the age of 23. I'm getting older and older. My most valuable asset, Time is running out >.< Gambateh~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh ya, yesterday night heard an uncle in foodcourt talking about something. His friend, a contractor in Japan. Quite rich and decided to find Japanese prostitute. He found out something... Japanese won't let their girls screwed by Chinese. Japanese girls only meant for Japanese male. WTF!!!!???? Then then, if you're Chinese, they'll find a Taiwanese who know how to speak Japanese for you =.= So unfair.

I told Kim that i decided to learn Japanese language until i can speak like their slang. So i can disguise as Japanese and screw Japanese girls. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! KIMOCHI~~~~~ (SONG~ FEEL GREAT~ you can heard that if you watch Japanese porn. The girls will say kiMoCHI~~~~)

Kim said something and destroy my goal.... "Later you take off your pants and they use ruler to measure... TOO LONG!!! YOU'RE FAKE JAPANESE!!! JAPANESE GUY'S PENIS VERY SHORT NIA!!!!" =.= Sigh, a curse for being "big"?