One night....
A "lonely and disturbed" man felt lonely in the park and try to make some drama.
So he decided to satisfy his sexual needs...
By inserting his Penis into one of the small holes of a steel bench.
When his dick negarakuku and got hardened.
HIS DICK GOT STUCK IN THE HOLE!!!!!
And he called the police to save him, together with doctors and firefighter.
The doctors tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his dick was so swollen...
That they ended up having to cut the entire bench free, and take it together,
with that retard attached to the hospital.
Really... What a retard.
After 4 painful hours they finally separate the retard from the bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer,
they would have had to remove his dick.
Must blame their government because didn't control their prostitutes charges.
Read in one of their prostitution advertisement webpage... Cheapest also need HK$1400.
That's RM700...
If so gien gien and sien sien... he should go Thailand. RM200 per night, only HK$400.
Or no money for HK$400 for Thailand prostitutes...
I think a pie will do also? Cheap nia mah.
Or sotong also can?
Goddamnit! Someone please teach him how to masturbate!
crazy guy.
ReplyDeletewell think on the bright side.
at least he didnt resort to raping or something.