Smooooking~

I'd been squeezing my brain to figure out ways to quit smoking effectively with low cost. I felt pain in my lungs a few times and i know very very sure that i need to quit this killing habit before i died at young age. I imagine this situation before and i'm very worry about it.

J's: I feel pain in my lungs and i cough blood. What happened to me,
Doc?
Doctor: Hm... I'm very sorry to tell you that you got lungs cancer. You're
going to die in less than half year.

That's tragic and dramatic. Cigarettes cast Lungs Cancer, reduced Just Simple hitpoints by 10000. Just Simple's GODLIKE got pawned by Cigarettes for 100 gold. Arghhhhhhhhhh!!! When that happened, my world ends miserably. Don't know whether i'll get married before i died, or even worst, i get married and i died OR got children and died. This is the consequences...

1) Replace cigarettes with sweets. (Effectiveness: 20%)
2) Drink water when feel like smoking. (Effectiveness: 10%)
3) Do something else when feel like smoking. (Effectiveness: 40%)
4) Mix with the person you don't feel like letting him/her see you smoke. (Effectiveness: 70%)
5) Mix cigarette in a glass of water for 30 minutes and drink a sip of nicotine water. (Effectiveness: 100% but 50% chances of getting yourself poisoned and died on spot)
6) Fight the temptation of smoking with your willpower. (Effectiveness: *Works for some people but for me... 0%)
7) Chew anti-smoking gums. (Effectiveness: 30%)
8) Stick nicotine plaster on your back. (Effectiveness: *estimate 50% but i never try before. It costs rm70)
9) Bite your hand to fight temptation. (Effectiveness: 90% coz your hand will be covered with bandage and you can't hold cigarettes.)
10) Let doctor tells you that you got cancer. (Effectiveness: 100% but too late. You gonna die)

=.= Is there any better ways?

11) Call for Quit Smoking Organisation and let them create a program for you to quit smoking plus go find a doctor and ask him to show you the lungs of a smoker died of lungs cancer. (Effectiveness: *estimated 100%)

Sigh... I had told a lot of people to find the phone number of Quit Smoking Organisation. Still don't have the news from my friends. Last week i found a book from the internet about quit smoking, and it costs usd70. I'm thinking of buying that book. Maybe i can find from other place like MpH.

Quit smoking is now a part of my 2006 mission to achieve. I do regret taking my first puff of cigarette back in year 2001, i left the hook in year 2002 and get my second puff in year 2003. The reason why i started to smoke back then..? I just feel like hurting myself to hurt others =.=" Lame excuse for myself. I wonder why i can think of this back then. So stupid...